Allow me to wine. No whine. Ah, screw it…wine & whine.

I know friends are there to be honest with you. I appreciate that.

Yes, your butt does indeed look huge in that dress. Like, really.

No, it’s totally that he’s cheating on you, not that he went to help orphans in Africa during Valentine’s Day weekend.

Yes, you are being lazy.

No, it’s not a good color on you.

Etc.

I get it. I do.

I think my friends are too honest sometimes. Like Jannypie once said, I sometimes need someone to BSUMA- Blow Sunshine Up My Ass. If my ass looks huge, but my boobs look nice, I’ll just avoid turning around all evening. Seriously, sometimes I want to hear what I want to hear, so LIE TO ME. LIE TO ME.

There, I said it.

Sometimes I don’t want honesty because it can be hurtful. I know honesty is the best policy, but sometimes I want a little sunshine. Even if it’s artificial.